The single hardest I ever laughed at anything in Doctor Who, right here.
this just made my life
You know when you have some insecurity about yourself
and in your mind you think…hmm….maybe not but idk
then someone says it to you
well, then I guess I am…gee thanks.
I’m officially 60000000000% done. Mom and step-father on brink of divorce for the millionth time. If it’s not real this time, I’m out. Already looking at summer apartments. I can’t really afford it, but my mental health can’t afford this bullshit.
if you think your family is dysfunctional remember that zeus got a woman pregnant but she burned to death so he rescued the fetus from her ashes and sewed it into his thigh and gave birth to it himself and that fetus is now the god of wine and sexual deviancy god bless
My great aunt stabbed her husband in the stomach on their anniversary and he decided not to divorce her because he didn’t want a custody battle over the goats.
I will never understand girls who throw their bras at guys on stage those things are fucking expensive and he has no use for it like what do you want him to do pass it down to his first born daughter
I thought this was going to be slut-shaming but it’s glorious
Literally what the fuck Ash
I totally remember watching this as a kid and thinking that looked like the most delicious biscuit/cookie in the world
when in reality was’t it a ritz cracker dipped in water?
THAT’S CREME A LA CREME A LA EDGAR YOU IGNORANT SLUT
every so often I sometimes get a mug of milk, add a splash of vanilla extract, a spoonful of sugar, and a sprinkle of cinnamon and heat it in the microwave and have it with Ritz Crackers and pretend it’s Creme A La Creme A La Edgar and it’s seriously just the best.
i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato